A conversation 2 nights ago...

Nate:     Don't steal my covers tonight.

Me:         I didnt!

Nate:     I know you didnt...tonight hasn't happened yet.

Me:         I mean I havent stolen them so far. Look, you have plenty of covers.

Nate:     Yeah, well you always steal them. You Hamburglar.

Me:         Well, maybe if I were stealing your BIG MAC you could call me that...

Nate:     If I had one, you probably WOULD steal it, Hamburglar.

Me:         I am NOT the Hamburglar.

Nate:    Yeah you are... my little Hamburglar.

Then, yesterday...

Me:         (I told him about how I had exited a building via the window... long story)

Nate:     See? I told you you're the Hamburglar. Sneakin' out windows. My little Hamburglar.

Me:         This is so weird.

Oh, life with the Bonhams... aren't you glad you're in on it?